The current world of bears as far as the Internet is concerned:


You're scaring all the children away!!


The Rampaging Colbert's Arch Nemesis

Gummi Bears

Turns out Gummiberry juice was banned in 49 states

Berenstein Bears

Keepin' it real since 1974

Yogi Bear

Secret's out... Yogi is actually a homeless guy in disguise

And now, the newest addition to the bear family:


OHAIGUYS! Refer me to your friends! KTHXBYE

I have no idea why LA Times decided to run this story on their front page two weeks ago, but apparently you can contact Death Bear and have him come visit you to explain to your child about death. Is it just me, or it this just insanely creepy?