My Valentine’s Day Tribute


Honestly, you just really need to hear the audio clip. Another reason why to never give out your digits to pushy people at the bar.

Here’s the scenario. Guy approaches a girl at a bar and won’t leave her alone, so she gives him a business card. He calls her and leaves two voicemails. She calls into the local radio station and shares the voicemails he left (though we now know it was all a hoax).

The transcript:

Message 1

Hey Olga, it’s Dimitri.

Sorry I had to leave such a rushed message with you when we met the other day. I just wanted to quickly give you my phone number, and needed to get the heck out of the area. In any event, I thought I had better leave you a more detailed message and explain why I approached you. I am single. I have no trouble meeting women; I mean, women approach me six or seven times a day. But I’m extremely particular about what I like. You’re an extremely elegant woman. I couldn’t take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous — even if they say they weren’t, they were envious of the fact that I approached you, and I was very taken by you. Elegant women are very rare. I’m Greek and I’m extremely particular about what I like. So I’m giving you an opportunity here. I don’t know if you picked up the message on the weekend but I’m working on a movie script so I’ll be doing that all weekend…

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