You came for the bacon, so we plan to ride the bacon wave as hard as possible (thank you, Izzy).
Here is a short clip from the God of Bacon himself, Jim Gaffigan (for all you infidels and non-believers).
In His words,
Bacon is like the fairy dust of the food community
Okay, we may not be living in the Jetsons world yet–no flying cars or floating houses. But we’re getting closer, thanks to the development of a synthetic girlfriend.
Aspiring partners can customise her features, including race, hair colour and breast size.
Roxxxy, who can chat with her flesh-and-blood mate about subjects including Manchester United, also elicits comments depending on how she is touched.
The anatomically-correct robot, who can even snore, has an articulated skeleton that can move like a person but can’t walk or independently move its limbs.
There is Wild Wendy, who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farrah, who is reserved and shy, a young unnamed doll with a naïve personality, “matriarchal kind of caring” Mature Martha and S & M Susan, who is geared for more adventurous types.
Coming with a laptop the doll, priced between US$7,000 (£4,350) to US$9,000 (£5,993), was unveiled at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas at the weekend.
via Foxy ‘Roxxxy’: world’s first ‘sex robot’ can talk about football – Telegraph.
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